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April 30, 2006 06:35 PM EDT -- Are you serious??!  I'm just not that interesting.  I think I can come up with ten though: 1.  I have met an albino black person. 2.  I am currently learning to shoot a semi-automatic . . . more
May 21, 2006 01:49 AM EDT --  Women's list here   1.  Ed Nudelman 2.  Ludolf 3.  George Corneliussen   4.  Ron Hall 5.  Nathan Schauer 6.  KR Craft 7.  John . . . more
Nosy Business
by Sandy Knauer
views: 61 | rating: 9 | comments: 23
April 20, 2006 01:12 AM EDT -- I think I was shorted. Sweat that one out, baby. What if I suddenly grew long? I do important things for you and get nothing but abuse in return. What's up with that? Up? Sweat that one out too; what . . . more
Breasts - Who Wants Them
by Sandy Knauer
views: 580 | rating: 9.3 | comments: 175
April 22, 2006 08:18 PM EDT --             For those of us sentenced to Catholic school, back-to-school shopping promised few thrills beyond walking to Kresges with all the neighborhood . . . more
June 01, 2006 05:27 AM EDT -- Fireside 1: Wine     Hello, do come in!  It's rather cold for autumn and the air is a tad chilly.  Here, let me take your coat.  There!  Now, let's pull up a chair, . . . more
June 02, 2006 05:13 AM EDT -- Fireside 2: Coffee     Make yourself comfortable by the fire, and we'll chinwag as good friends do.  No need to apologise for just dropping in.  I was kind of expecting you.  . . . more
February 17, 2008 07:13 PM EST -- It had been snowing, so I went out early to dig out. I started the car and started shoveling and scraping. When I got back in I found there was ice under the car, so the tires spun and I ended up going . . . more
Death of a Penis
by Kathryn Esplin-Oleski
views: 379 | rating: 5.2 | comments: 50
June 30, 2006 01:59 AM EDT -- Notice that some things don't work the way they're supposed to, the way they used to? No? Well, in time you'll notice it more and more. It's called, Death of a Penis. Think about it.  . . . more
March 12, 2006 08:09 PM EST -- This isn't meant to be some sort of ultimate question or anything.  I just thought that since I was new to blogging, I should introduce myself. I am AstroGirl.  If you suspect that probably . . . more
September 12, 2006 10:06 PM EDT -- My favorite Bible chapter is Leviticus 15.  I am outraged that most current people, who believe every thing in the Bible  do not follow this chapter.  It specifically states in Leviticus . . . more
Things That Annoy Me
by Clare Stella
views: 46 | rating: 8 | comments: 26
July 14, 2006 04:43 AM EDT -- Having someone spell my name Claire.  The correct spelling is CLARE. The time when I went to the Stop & Shop Bakery to pick up several long loaves of French bread I had ordered ahead for a party.  . . . more
August 10, 2006 06:25 PM EDT -- It finally became my turn to go through security.  After removing my shoes, they also had to go through my toiletries.  I thought as bad as this is for me it must be worse for the security.  . . . more
October 18, 2006 09:07 PM EDT -- I'm getting old and its probably time for me to find some good breeding stock to make me some babies.  My DNA must live on! (the cloning thing is not working out yet).   If had made . . . more
February 27, 2006 06:23 PM EST -- Here are my suggestions on unconventional ways to stay healthy.  I'm also looking for your suggestions. 1) Eat dirt and drink from streams.  Living in a sterile world is making us sitting . . . more
September 25, 2006 11:42 AM EDT --   Success on Gather may seem like a daunting challenge to many "newbies". Perhaps your writing skills are not all that strong yet, and maybe your reasoning isn't exactly Einsteinian. . . . more
May 17, 2006 07:42 AM EDT -- cooking with gas tonight, dirt included laying it out in the open soul, dirty flesh raw, bones bare to skull god, what have I done cooking with gas tonight, dirt included I'm real we've all got . . . more
April 09, 2006 05:29 PM EDT -- When I was at MIT, I worked with the group, the W3C. World Wide Web Consortium. You can look me up on the website, www.w3c.org. under Alumni, by my maiden name, Kathryn Esplin. I had come to MIT and . . . more
August 29, 2006 09:50 PM EDT -- Just take any odd-sylable word and add master x thousand (x being 1-10 except 7) Take any even sylable word and add apalooza x thousand.  examples: toastmaster 5000 fatmaster 9000 grillmaster . . . more
June 06, 2006 12:48 AM EDT -- Fireside 5: Stew     Hi, it's you again!  I haven't seen you for such a long time.  Don't stand outside - these autumn nights are so damn chilly.  You'll catch . . . more
The Avon Prison Blues
by Birdie Jaworski
views: 28 | rating: 9.9 | comments: 9
August 06, 2006 10:50 AM EDT -- Listen to the Avon Prison Blues here! The Avon Prison Blues © me, apologies to J. Cash I hear the truck a comin' the delivery man's my friend, and I'll be packin' product till . . . more
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